Really Verb Ending in ING Sick

I was sick on Friday.  Spectacularly so, in fact. I was really impressed with myself.  I had no idea I had it in me.

Somach virus.  I wrote a whole big thing on it but it was too gross to post.  Since it was a shame to throw out the article, I will present it in "reverse Mad Libs" mode - that's where I just give you the filled-in blanks and I let your imagination fill in the rest of the story.  Enjoy!

• Working
• Suddenly
• Queasy
• Sprinted
• Technicolor
• Yawn
• Projectile
• Through the eye of a needle
• Explosive
• Driving
• Traffic Jam
• Church parking lot
• Four times
• Wendy's Combo #1
• Home
• Sixteen hours

Boy, I am glad that's over.