Let's Take a Quiz!

I haven't put out a quiz in a while. Not sure what to call this one. Let's go with “The Smurfducken Quiz”. Enjoy!

1) Gargamel finally manages to catch a Smurf. What sort of cooking preparations would you recommend to him?
a. Boil it like a lobster, serve with drawn butter.
b. Rotisserie-style with garlic rub accompanied by a nice Chardonnay
c. Raw (to preserve the vitamins and minerals)
d. Smurfducken – chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a Smurf

2) Who would win in a fight?
a. Flash from the Dukes of Hazzard
b. Fred from Smokey and the Bandit

3) A giant, no-holds-barred melee between the following groups breaks out? Who wins?
a. Doozers
b. Fraggles
c. The vultures and crows, as usual.

4) Two hobos just started waling the bejeezus out of each other with full Diaper Genie bags! Your reaction, please:
a. Gross. What the hell is the matter with you?
b. Meh. Just another day at the office for me.
c. Awesome. Let me know when it's on Pay-Per-View.

5) “How It's Made” is a show on the Science Channel that details the manufacturing process behind lots of common items. Pick the most ill-conceived topic for the show:
a. Sausage
b. Babies

6) Poof! A genie grants you a vineyard! All you need is a name. Pick one word from column A and one word from column B for your super-trendy label

Column A          Column B

Three-Eyed        Weasel
Snazzy                Carburetor
Corky                 Rattlesnake
Manic                 Dragon
Wacky               Angel
Blue-Collar        Clown
Slippery             Toadstool
Crestfallen          Sandwich