Last year when I posted on giving a friend of mine a set of whiskey stones for his birthday, I had no idea that that simple act would (d)evolve into one of the most excellent Christmas traditions ever.
Now that I look over an even older post, though, I am reminded that the actual starting point for all of this could have been making the mistake of telling him I bought an Apple product. All of a sudden it was “sellout” this and “What’s the matter, too good for waiting for a 14-year-old Hungarian kid to finish writing driver revision 13.4.237 for your tablet made of an Etch-a-Sketch duct taped to 17 Arduino boards like the rest of us or something?” that.
For two years running, I have received a letter and a gift with the explicit instructions that the gift was not to be opened until the letter was read. Aloud. In front of the family.
I, of course, do this. This year’s letter followed the theme of last year’s. Here it is:
I see... Well played, sirrah. Well played.
The gift wasn’t something I wanted to chuck into a drawer someplace. Even the bookcase seemed too out of the way for this gem... What to do...
One trip to the Dollar Store later I had a disposable plastic picture frame I could steal the glass out of (I hate keeping thin sheets of glass around the shop, so I rarely have any on hand). I cut and dadoed a bunch of cedar to frame width since I always seem to have frames or borders or whatever to make and it’s just easier for me to do a boatload at once. I attached a cedar shelf to the frame with pine dowels.
Skipping ahead, here is the final product, now hanging proudly in the media room:
Well, the media room off the conservatory next to the walk-in humidor... Not the good media room, obviously.
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