What the heck is that stuff??
Honey! Come quick! I knew that when Betelgeuse exploded it would rain down shredded Corona Locusts down on us from on high!
It's in the Bible!
What do you mean "Where?" near the back where it talks about God's judgement being meted out in three to seven inches of white fluffy dollops of vengeance! Don't you read?! DOESN'T ANYONE EVER READ?!
And look! our son left us a message on the back porch with his last gasping, freezing bits of strength!
We'll be seeing you soon, my boy!
In the aaaarrrrmmmmsss ooofff annn angel...
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