Showing posts with label World News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label World News. Show all posts

Thursday, February 27, 2020

H1N1 News vs. Coronavirus News

TL;DR: If you are interested, please check out these links to the posts I wrote eleven years ago regarding the Swine Flu pandemic.  There may (or may not)be parallels in how the current Coronavirus news is being meted out.

September 02 2009: Post 1
September 27 2009: Post 2
November 12 2009: Post 3
February 2010:Post 4

A little while ago I was thinking about posting something about the Coronavirus scare going around.  Before I start:

First, I want to make it perfectly clear that I am just some guy on the Internet.  Make of that what you should.

Second, I have nothing but sympathy for those who have suffered due to the current crisis. 

So please keep these in mind as I repost four of the articles I wrote eleven years ago regarding the Swine Flu Pandemic.  Thanks.  [Note: I have not re-verified the links from the original articles below, so many of them are probably obsolete.]

September 02, 2009


On April 23rd of this year, the first death attributed to the H1N1 virus was confirmed after flu-like symptoms began showing up in the population of Veracruz, Mexico, who happen to live near the Smithfield Foods pig farm there. Testing later showed that the herd was clean, but the so-called swine-flu virus continued to spread through the local human population. Containment was not an option once the virus went international.

For several months the media went absolutely bonkers about this pandemic and you could not turn on the TV without seeing reports of sickness and death throughout the world from this "new" killer disease.

High profile cases reported on the quarantining foreign travellers in China and group of tourists from India after they were sickened while on a field trip to a NASA in the US.

Articles describing predicted vaccine shortfalls, rationing, and National Guard “distribution assistance” began to appear in the mainstream media. WHO declared the H1N1 outbreak a Level 6 pandemic, and then stopped counting infections and instructed hospitals it was no longer necessary to test for H1N1 because of the cost and time involved in doing so. The ECDC stopped publishing infections and began reporting only on deaths starting August 11th.

The Obama administration recently published a report that 30,000 to 90,000 people could die from this illness in the US alone by the time it ran its course. As of today, 2,992 people have died worldwide, and there is a bill in the Massachusetts legislature that could allow swine-flu related warrantless detainments of private citizens.

There. I’ve cherry-picked the last several months of swine flu news to make it sound like we are all doomed. Are we?

Based on curve-fitting (I started compiling data about two weeks into the crisis) of periodically published data from the WHO and ECDC, the one millionth serious infection should have taken place sometime during the middle of this month. Hey, I know this uses a lot of assumptions that make my effort only slightly better than a wild guess. For example, if you plot morbidity rate, you see that it starts high and gradually drops to below 0.5% (the fatality rate of “run-of-the-mill” flu and pneumonia), levels out somewhere around 0.4%, and climbs back up to near 1% (at this point the ECDC stopped publishing infection counts). Does this mean that the virus a) is less lethal than regular flu and only looks worse because of underreporting or b) the virus has mutated into a deadlier form (like the 1918 influenza pandemic) .

I choose to think it is just cases being underreported. I mean, I have had the flu a few times and I have never bothered a doctor about it. I can only think of a couple of people that have, as a matter of fact. In addition, when you think about all the people that will catch this and not report it because of lack of insurance, can’t afford to take time off from work, or the fact they live someplace where there simply are no hospitals, it seems like the morbidity rate I calculate is at least an order of magnitude too high.

But if you do take the 0.4% number and assume that 3.5 billion people - half the globe - eventually become infected over the next few years (spreading at a rate akin to the 1918 outbreak) then that means that, over the next couple of years, 14 million worldwide will die from this disease - 61,000 in the USA. It is a remarkable coincidence that my “back of the envelope” 61,000 number falls smack in the middle of the Obama administration’s range as put out in their badly worded press release.

But comparing the number of people killed during the 1918 pandemic to the population of the world at that time, and doing the same thing with the current global population for even my probably-way-too-high-estimate, it seems that the current outbreak is at least an order of magnitude less worrisome than the one from nearly a century ago.

So why the panic? Why the incessant “1918” comparisons on the news? If this is so much less serious than regular flu, why the rush for inoculations? Why is Elmo helping children in the Fight Against H1N1? If the situation is so out of control, why don’t the infection and death graphs follow a severe and worrying exponential curve, rather than the tamer path actually seen? Why does WolframAlpha show a mortality rate of near 1% when a recent article stated that "800,000 have been infected in NYC alone", but with only 54 deaths, this makes the real rate a hundred times lower, doesn't it? Why do many reliable sources (look them up) say that this will be no worse than any other flu season? If that is the case, why is this so darn newsworthy?

With all of the data out there pointing in different directions I really don’t know. I have a couple of theories, though neither fit the observed facts. One is an equal mix of “unlikely” and “crazy”. The other is just “full-on tinfoil-hat crazy”. I am not going to post them, though, because I am interested in what you think and I don’t want to tilt the discussion in any direction.

So tell me what you think, because I am at a loss. Should we worry? Is everything OK? What data am I missing? What’s the real deal here?

September 27, 2009

For those of you following the H1N1 pandemic news, here is some more information for you regarding the "crisis" (also see previous H1N1 post if you are interested).


My (admittedly very basic) analysis shows that the number of daily worldwide deaths due to swine flu has plateaued at 50 or so. As a matter of fact, the 7-day moving average may actually be trending downward, but that is not real clear yet. A huge majority (90%) of the world's population lives north of the equator and this might just be the calm before the flu-season storm. Who knows?

The US has 4.6% of the world population, but accounts for 14.7% of the reported H1N1 deaths. This is most likely due to better identification and reporting than due to population densities. Assuming things stay steady, this seems to imply about 2,700 Americans can expect to die from this each year for the next 3 years (the expected duration of the pandemic). This is about 20 times less than administration’s mid-range estimate, and will bump up the overall death rate in the US by 0.1%. The overall death rate from flu alone will increase by 4.8%.

Run-of-the-mill flu and pneumonia kills about 60,000 Americans every year.

As a comparison to the 2,700 estimate, 4,000 die per year in the USA in house fires and 600 die per year in lightning strikes. So my day-to-day concern is somewhere between those two things. Mind you, I am not a statistician or a medical doctor. I only can look at the information presented by official, unbiased sources and try and figure out how to interpret the numbers in a way that is meaningful to me.

Of course, if millions of people call in sick to work all at the same time our already wounded economy might be temporarily affected a tiny bit. But this might be offset by the huge amount of money being pumped into the works for vaccines, cold and flu remedies, face masks, advertising, etc, etc.

Maybe there is something to worry about, but maybe not. Any thoughts?

November 12, 2009

At left is a graph I have been updating since a few weeks into the Swine Flu Pandemic. I was going to post it a few days ago but didn't get around to it (laziness, mainly). Recent headlines from MSNBC and other places have galvanized me into posting quick article.

Most of the information I have been getting has been through the European Center for Disease Control. I stopped getting my information from the CDC in the U.S. because I like the daily, more globally-concerned format of the data from the ECDC better.

The headline that caught my attention was “Swine Flu has sickened 22 million in the U.S.”. My numbers show that serious illnesses from this outbreak should be closer to 2 million, and that's world-wide. I thought, okay, this is a typical wild exaggeration by the media designed to capture my attention. After all, to avoid overworking emergency rooms, they stopped general testing for H1N1 months ago (at the recommendation of the CDC) when a patient showed up with flu-like symptoms, so how could they claim these numbers?

The sub-headline read “CDC: 4,000 in U.S. died, including 540 kids, between April and mid-October”.

4,000?! I “knew” that number was way off because my curve fitting shows roughly 1,000 in the U.S. should have died over the past six months, pretty close to today's ECDC published number of 1,004. But sicknesses can be misinterpreted – deaths cannot. So what is the deal?

Apparently the CDC has been under-reporting the numbers for a while. They knew they were wrong, but, in the absence of the correct numbers, they have been publishing gross underestimates for a while. I am looking forward to tomorrow's ECDC update and how they explain the discrepancy.

FWIW: I am not a conspiracy theorist. Sometimes people just make mistakes or do the best they can with the data they have – this is most likely what is going on here. It would have been nice to know that the error bars were so huge. Even knowing that the data were “plus or minus 100%” would have been a vast improvement.

As I wrote in my previous H1N1 posts, it looks like there are a lot of different data out there that can be used to “prove” anything regarding this outbreak. I am genuinely puzzled and concerned here. I plead genuine ignorance on my part – no passive-aggressive shenanigans or accusations of malfeasance are implied.

Any help to make sense of the situation would be appreciated.

February 10, 2010

I think this will be my last H1N1 Epidemic Update.


The ECDC seems to have stopped publishing daily updates in favor of weekly ones (unless I am missing it), and the news seems to have stopped reporting on it, I can only assume that the epidemic is over.

BTW, I have no idea why the spikes in the graph are there, but I suspect it is a reporting issue.

Nothing really too much more to say other than my condolences go out to those that have been effected.

Thursday, February 20, 2020

STORM MODE 2020!

AHHHHHH!  STORM MODE!  STORM MODE!

What the heck is that stuff??

Honey!  Come quick!  I knew that when Betelgeuse exploded it would rain down shredded Corona Locusts down on us from on high!

It's in the Bible!

What do you mean "Where?"  near the back where it talks about God's judgement being meted out in three to seven inches of white fluffy dollops of vengeance! Don't you read?! DOESN'T ANYONE EVER READ?!

And look! our son left us a message on the back porch with his last gasping, freezing bits of strength!


We'll be seeing you soon, my boy!

In the aaaarrrrmmmmsss ooofff annn angel...

Monday, July 22, 2013

Can't Fault the Logic, I Guess...

(Screen grab from wvec.com earlier today)

Queen?  I had no idea that was an option.  Now that is gonna be a wedding for the record books...

Friday, December 21, 2012

Man... And I Just Washed My Car, Too...


I have said it before, but it bears saying again: I am soooo not looking forward to future arguments with my son that contain the words "Shut up, old man!  Like, wasn't your generation the one that thought the world was gonna end every other Thursday or something?"

Have a good weekend, everyone.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Cost in Space

I was having a discussion with a colleague about the recent Chinese docking mission. To be honest, it was less of a discussion and more of me helplessly cornered in the breakroom trying to pour myself some coffee while being bombarded with his displeasure at… at…

You know something? I am not quite sure what he was upset about. Whatever it was, it had something to do with “the Red Chinese”, China’s space program, taking over the moon, and something about starving babies.

He might have had some derogatory things to gravelly slur about the Washington Redskins and Obama-care as well. He was kind of all over the map and I wasn’t really listening but Mr. “Hey You Kids Get Off My Lawn” did get me thinking about the cost of doing business in space.

If you go to Wikipedia you see that there are an awful lot of countries out there with at least some ability to send stuff into space. Let's just pick some: China, Europe (ESA), India, Russia, UK, and the USA.

Let’s see how much they spend per year:


Wow. That’s quite a spread. But, like most people, I can’t really wrap my head around really big numbers – after a point they become meaningless. Let’s divide by the number of people in each country and see what we get:


Hmm. This chart reminds me that, about 10 years ago, you couldn’t read a mainstream (whatever that means) news article on the Chinese space program without the author (or editor) inserting a paragraph like you see below [USA Today 10/01/2003]:

Skeptics say an expensive manned space program is a political vanity project that a developing nation can ill afford. Though China has enjoyed impressive economic growth for a decade, annual per capita income remains just $800. "I frankly think it's a waste of money. It's kind of a bread-and-circus routine," says James Mulvenon, a China-watcher at a Rand Corp.'s office in Arlington, Va.

For whatever reason, you see less of that talk nowadays.

But money is money. How much of an impact does this yearly cost have on the wallet of your average citizen? Let’s divide the above numbers by the yearly income per person and see what we get.


Well these are sure small numbers… You could think of it as a significantly less than one percent “Space Program Tax” across the board. That’s really not a lot of bread, is it, now?

Right?

Well, let’s change the graph above into something we can all put our hands on. Using my best guesses for current-ish local prices (based on averages I quickly gleaned from Google searches), let’s convert the numbers above into the true “coin of the realm”: food.


Even taking account my sloppy averaging on the cost of various types of bread in places around the world it seems like my colleague's “starving babies” argument against China having a space program is a little exaggerated.

Oh, I suppose you could argue that no country should have a space program unless every one of its citizen’s is well fed. Ok… fair enough. Should literacy also be 100%? What about health care? Social security? What is the cutoff for crime rate? Should there be a set minimum average income per person, too? Should it be dependent on what the goal of each space mission is? Is there a monetary value you can place on national pride? If so, how much gold per person is that?

I am not trying to imply a viewpoint one way or the other, FWIW. I am simply not smart enough to answer any of the questions above. Any way these questions are answered, though, there is one thing for certain: there is no such thing as a free launch.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Look Out Below!

UARS, a defunct research satellite, will be re-entering Earth's atmosphere and mostly burning up on its way to the ground sometime in late September or early October. The resultant fireball will be quite spectacular even in the daytime assuming it falls where someone can catch a glimpse of it.

Due to the complicated structural geometry of the satellite (that is, it's not a perfect sphere) and since the Earth's atmosphere fluctuates significantly over even short time periods the exact minute of reentry cannot be predicted. This means, when the official decay starts, the center of the 500-mile-long impact zone cannot be determined to within better than +/- 7,000 miles. It could land anywhere.

This article states the odds that someone on the planet will be hit by the surviving portion of this satellite are 3,200 to 1.

“No. No no no no no. That can't be right,” I thought to myself.

A quick aside. I was going to post some comparative odds here that dealt with the usual “being hit by lightning” or “dying in a plane crash” stuff but I found that both of those things are shockingly frequent when you actually do the math, even though “everyone” knows that those things are so rare as to be inconsequential. I'll leave that for a future article.

 In any case I knew from various sources out there that 1) something has survived reentry about once a day (or week, depending on where you look) over the past 40 years and 2) no one (or only one person, depending on where you look) has ever been injured by falling orbital debris. The odds of being hit, according to this source, are “one trillion to one”. Way different than 3,200:1 and way more in line with what I “knew” the right answer was.

So which is correct? After some digging I eventually found a reliable source for the 3,200:1 claim, but there were no justifications given for that number.  Let's do some back-of-the-envelope estimations. Surely we can get to an answer that is within an order of magnitude of the 3,200:1 estimation or the 1,000,000,000,000:1 estimation, assuming one of them is right.

Based on the orbital data, anyone who lives between about 57N and 57S latitude is at risk. The world population is about seven billion, and nearly all (~90%) of those people live between those latitudes. Assuming that each person takes up one square meter and dividing by the surface area of the planet we get 65,580:1 per piece of falling debris. The satellite is calculated to break up into 26 survivable pieces, making the odds that someone will be struck by a piece of this satellite somewhere around 2,500:1.

My rough guesstimate (Really? No red underline, OpenOffice word processing program? What a world...) shows the 3,200:1 number is probably correct after all. Huh. You learn something new every day...

You can catch updated information regarding the orbital decay and reentry of UARS at http://www.space-track.org/.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Extremely Famous Last Words

Normally I don't comment on small World Events like this... My wife brought it to my attention yesterday and I thought it was too awesome to not say a little something about it.

According to this news article, an 81-year-old woman in England had the words “Do Not Resuscitate” tattooed on her chest. As neat as that is, there's more. To cap it off she had the letters “P.T.O.” tattooed on the back of her upper right shoulder in case she was found face down. P.T.O. means “Please Turn Over”.

Nice...

You can read the article for yourself to see what her motivation was. Frankly, I think it trumps the hell out of my idea to have “BURIED WITH A SACK FULL OF GOLD COINS” inscribed on my tombstone to get suckers to unearth me every few years or so...

Monday, August 29, 2011

No Power No Cry

We came back into town Sunday afternoon to find no (obvious) damage and no power. Lots of trees down all over the neighborhood and one guy down the road had a huge section of his siding ripped off. I had to pick up one stick – it couldn't even properly be called a branch. I guess we paid our dues during Isabel, but my eye is on those two depressions off the coast of Africa right now. We will see.

Power came on just a few minutes ago. I have no generator so we filled the rooms of the house with solar lights from the garden and any sort of flashlight we could find. Candles are right out with a three-year-old running around, of course.

His first day of school was canceled (as was my first day of college, as I recall). No school for him tomorrow, either, for power-related reasons.

I am going to cut this short and just let my sister-in-law know that one of the most hurricane-proof items in existence is the kite she flew into a tree 169 days ago. That's it in the pic.

More later.

Friday, August 26, 2011

It's Gonna Be One Hell of a Storm

If I have done this properly, it should get posted at 9AM EST or so.  If not, it will post itself tonight or not at all...  Only one way to find out.

The family and I are fleeing Hurricane Irene as of now to go to her folks for the duration of the storm.  This storm is so large, though, even folks there are scheduled to feel 39mph winds.  Better than being here, though.

Those of you who need to reach me can do so via e-mail, text, or calling our cells.

Good luck, everyone!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Did You Feel That?

Well, I was struggling with what to post about today and I was coming up blank, but that problem went away at 1:51PM today.

I was sitting at my desk when my chair started shaking back and forth. I thought it was just a large truck passing by the office but then I noticed some plastic geegaws pinned to my cubicle wall were swaying.

I and a handful of others in the cube farm prarie-dogged and looked at each other incredulously. Questions started to form but then my phone rang. It was my wife calling from her place of work 10 miles from here. "Did you feel that," we simultaneously asked each other.

My first earthquake! In case you have never been in one, the 5.9 tremblor was silent and felt a little like 15 seconds of... I don't know, really. Sort of like the "floating" feeling you get driving in a car with bad shocks, I guess. Not violent and not really uniform, but undulating and very obvious once you keyed on what it really was.

They evacuated our building as a precaution, but it is not clear to me who gave the "all clear" to go back in... Not that I have issue with it one way or the other - I ask merely out of curiosity. I mean, someone had to step up and get the people back inside or else they would have milled about all day. I just wonder what metric was used...

Jimmydunes (who lived in SoCal for a while) said that this one was too "chunky" for his taste and he prefers the rolling ones. He is suuuuucccchhh a geology snob...

Well, no sense dwelling on this any more. As the old saying goes, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and the hurricane that is scheduled to pass directly overhead this weekend, of course.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Great Dismal Swamp: Now 25% More Dismal!

Short post – thunderstorm's comin'.

Five or six years ago Jimmydunes and I went hiking in the Great Dismal Swamp. It was an awful experience - the less said about it the better.

If there were only some clue that it would have been so bad we never would have tried it. I mean, I figured it would have been awesome with the word “Great” right in the name of the place... Talk about disappointing...

Wait... I am reminded of a line from an old Simpson's episode: “'Great' meaning 'large' or 'immense'. We use it in the pejorative sense.”

Oh. Well, I'm an idiot...

Anyway, the swamp's been on fire since August 4th and they can smell the smoke (occasionally) all the way in DC. Occasional poor visibility and a near constant “CODE ORANGE” air quality alert sometimes makes being outside fairly miserable even when it isn't 100+ degrees out. When will this underground peat fire finally be out? No one knows. The best “answer” anyone can give sounds like the start of a math brain teaser or something (quote from NBC Washington) rather than a target date:

"Even if six inches of rain fell in a week," Timothy Craig, the Great Dismal Swamp Wildlife Refuge's fire management officer said, "we would still have to run the pumps for a month to put out this fire."

In any case, I hope that the firefighters and anyone living near the swamp stay safe. Good luck, guys!

Here's to hoping the upcoming storm will help...

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

H1N1 News Update

I think this will be my last H1N1 Epidemic Update. 

The ECDC seems to have stopped publishing daily updates in favor of weekly ones (unless I am missing it), and the news seems to have stopped reporting on it, I can only assume that the epidemic is over. 

BTW, I have no idea why the spikes in the graph are there, but I suspect it is a reporting issue. 

Nothing really too much more to say other than my condolences go out to those that have been effected. 

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Barack Obama Is Probably Not the Devil

I recently read that 8 percent of all people living in New Jersey think that Barack Obama is the Antichrist as described in the Book of Revelations, and a further 13 percent are “not sure”. Sure the poll was not very scientific, but that's not the point. Start to type in “Book of Revelation” into Google. Look what comes up as the third suggested completion choice - lot of people are looking this stuff up.

Last week Congressman Trent Franks called the President of the United States “an enemy of humanity”. Many people interpreted this out-of-context statement as the honorable gentleman from Arizona calling Mr. Obama the devil (or at least the devil's personal assistant).

I am not a theologian but I have seen a lot of movies and I can honestly say that if the president is the Prince of Darkness, well... they just don't make Princes of Darkness like they used to. Here is my list of reasons why our current President is not Ol' Scratch:
  1. Super Dull Beginnings: His birth certificate says he's he was uneventfully born in a Hawaiian hospital. The devil's birth would have been a complicated affair involving a jackal mother and the violent/suspicious deaths of all involved. When everyone on a maternity ward decides to hang themselves simultaneously or just go mad, then you can be more sure of supernatural shenanigans.
  2. No Cloven Anything: If he was not whelped here on the material plane, he might not have a belly button (silly Antichrists are always forgetting details like that). We have all seen the pictures of the Commander-in-Chief without his shirt on. No anomalies other than he is in way better shape than 99.9% of the people under his charge. Annoying, yes. Evil, no.
  3. Can't Do Attitude: Say what you will about his methods, the Antichrist, traditionally, is known for his ability to get things done. Barack Obama does not appear to have this trait. Look, if Satan wants to have Death Panels whack grandma when she gets the sniffles, then, by gum, he is going to have Death Panels. He is not going to bother to try to sneak them through via an excruciatingly long and boring legislative process.
  4. Open Opposition: If someone dared to yell out “You lie!” in the middle of one of Beelzebub's speeches that person would have been instantly immolated in a burst of hellfire, or at least killed in an interesting but extremely unlikely accident within a few days of his outburst. For the same reason people would be much better behaved at town hall meetings. Don't even get me started about the tortures that await Glen Beck.
  5. Pleasant Odor: Speaking of smoke, the devil should smell like it, shouldn't he? The President of Venezuela himself made a point of saying could not detect that tell-tale hint of brimstone after Obama spoke at the U.N, and that guy is probably an expert.
  6. No Theme Music: Barack Obama is not followed around by creepy pseudo-Latin choral chanting. Dead giveaway, that.
  7. Joe Biden: All literature on the subject would seem to strongly indicate that the Antichrist does not, I repeat, not have a wacky, bumbling sidekick.
  8. No Male Heir: He has two kids, both girls. The Antichrist has one male child to pass the reins to... I guess for when His Immortal Badness gets tired of full time genocide and takes up golf and genocides only on a strictly part-time basis, you know, just until the boy comes up to speed and then he's out of there... Once the boy gets the hang of the earthquakes... Always wanting to do things his own way... And the locusts can be tricky to handle... Maybe in a few more weeks he'll be ready... (Some old guys never retire, I tell ya. Sad, really.)
  9. He's Unfashionably Early. According to the Book of Revelation, by now we should have seen whole bunches of terrifyingly cool stuff happen like stars falling from the sky and oceans of blood and the certain believers disappearing with a smug little POOF before he finally makes his appearance somewhere toward the middle of the second act.
  10. No Lame Tattoos: During his reign people should only be able to buy and trade if they have a special sign visible on their hand or forehead (Rev 13:17). I have not had any trouble buying beer at 7-11 and I have not seen ads for “Mark of the Beast Double Coupon Thursdays” at the local Food Lion so I am guessing cash is fine for now.

No... Barack Obama might be a lot of things: a Kenyan, a communist, a terrorist, a socialist, and a lawyer, but I am at least 80% sure he is not the Prince of Darkness.

Unless that's just what he wants us to think...

Oh, he's good...

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

C'mon... Are We All Doomed Or Not?


On April 23rd of this year, the first death attributed to the H1N1 virus was confirmed after flu-like symptoms began showing up in the population of Veracruz, Mexico, who happen to live near the Smithfield Foods pig farm there. Testing later showed that the herd was clean, but the so-called swine-flu virus continued to spread through the local human population. Containment was not an option once the virus went international.

For several months the media went absolutely bonkers about this pandemic and you could not turn on the TV without seeing reports of sickness and death throughout the world from this "new" killer disease.

High profile cases reported on the quarantining foreign travellers in China and group of tourists from India after they were sickened while on a field trip to a NASA in the US.

Articles describing predicted vaccine shortfalls, rationing, and National Guard “distribution assistance” began to appear in the mainstream media. WHO declared the H1N1 outbreak a Level 6 pandemic, and then stopped counting infections and instructed hospitals it was no longer necessary to test for H1N1 because of the cost and time involved in doing so. The ECDC stopped publishing infections and began reporting only on deaths starting August 11th.

The Obama administration recently published a report that 30,000 to 90,000 people could die from this illness in the US alone by the time it ran its course. As of today, 2,992 people have died worldwide, and there is a bill in the Massachusetts legislature that could allow swine-flu related warrantless detainments of private citizens.

There. I’ve cherry-picked the last several months of swine flu news to make it sound like we are all doomed. Are we?

Based on curve-fitting (I started compiling data about two weeks into the crisis) of periodically published data from the WHO and ECDC, the one millionth serious infection should have taken place sometime during the middle of this month. Hey, I know this uses a lot of assumptions that make my effort only slightly better than a wild guess. For example, if you plot morbidity rate, you see that it starts high and gradually drops to below 0.5% (the fatality rate of “run-of-the-mill” flu and pneumonia), levels out somewhere around 0.4%, and climbs back up to near 1% (at this point the ECDC stopped publishing infection counts). Does this mean that the virus a) is less lethal than regular flu and only looks worse because of underreporting or b) the virus has mutated into a deadlier form (like the 1918 influenza pandemic) .

I choose to think it is just cases being underreported. I mean, I have had the flu a few times and I have never bothered a doctor about it. I can only think of a couple of people that have, as a matter of fact. In addition, when you think about all the people that will catch this and not report it because of lack of insurance, can’t afford to take time off from work, or the fact they live someplace where there simply are no hospitals, it seems like the morbidity rate I calculate is at least an order of magnitude too high.

But if you do take the 0.4% number and assume that 3.5 billion people - half the globe - eventually become infected over the next few years (spreading at a rate akin to the 1918 outbreak) then that means that, over the next couple of years, 14 million worldwide will die from this disease - 61,000 in the USA. It is a remarkable coincidence that my “back of the envelope” 61,000 number falls smack in the middle of the Obama administration’s range as put out in their badly worded press release.

But comparing the number of people killed during the 1918 pandemic to the population of the world at that time, and doing the same thing with the current global population for even my probably-way-too-high-estimate, it seems that the current outbreak is at least an order of magnitude less worrisome than the one from nearly a century ago.

So why the panic? Why the incessant “1918” comparisons on the news? If this is so much less serious than regular flu, why the rush for inoculations? Why is Elmo helping children in the Fight Against H1N1? If the situation is so out of control, why don’t the infection and death graphs follow a severe and worrying exponential curve, rather than the tamer path actually seen? Why does WolframAlpha show a mortality rate of near 1% when a recent article stated that "800,000 have been infected in NYC alone", but with only 54 deaths, this makes the real rate a hundred times lower, doesn't it? Why do many reliable sources (look them up) say that this will be no worse than any other flu season? If that is the case, why is this so darn newsworthy?

With all of the data out there pointing in different directions I really don’t know. I have a couple of theories, though neither fit the observed facts. One is an equal mix of “unlikely” and “crazy”. The other is just “full-on tinfoil-hat crazy”. I am not going to post them, though, because I am interested in what you think and I don’t want to tilt the discussion in any direction.

So tell me what you think, because I am at a loss. Should we worry? Is everything OK? What data am I missing? What’s the real deal here?