A Right Bitter Old Elf

"Hey, buddy," I asked our five-year-old while I bit the inside of my cheek hard enough to nearly draw blood, "What does this say under the Ho Ho Ho part on this Christmas card?"

"That's the sound reindeer make when eating their food, like crunching a carrot."

"Oh.  Ok...  Good job."

"Thanks!"

Here's the inside:

And a Messy Kweznuz to you, too, kiddo.