It's decisions like this that are ripping your kingdom to pieces, mark my words!
If this policy holds true, what is to become of us that just want fair ratios of chicken to sauce with our meals? Do you guys even sell a 46-pack? Cuz that's what I'm going to have to buy in order to get that 4th tiny container of nugget moistener:
Oh, yes, Your Highness, I certainly see that I would have to shell out "only" an extra twenty-five cents per packet... No big flipping deal for those of us that work hard to cheerfully subsidize the sauce-drenched Jacuzzi parties of the 4-nuggeters, eh? It is out of sheer principle that I opt out of that tax and order several pillowcases crammed with nearly 200lbs of chicken in order to obtain 10 measly containers of Sweet and Spicy:
I am quickly going broke trying to keep up the charade that I am a good provider to my family, sauce-wise, but someone must take a stand. Do not consider my words rash or ill-thought-out. I have spent many, many hours stuck in your drive-throughs carefully considering these words while enduring the ever-present distraction of blaring car horns behind me.
For God and Country, please change your policy. Thank you.
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