My son and I were waiting in the warm sun yesterday for our take-out pizza order to be completed, just happily chatting the minutes away. Suddenly, a buck-toothed Sevenelevenasaurus came crashing out of the forest across the street devouring everything in its path! It was complete mayhem and near total carnage!
I had warned the city earlier this month about overdevelopment in our area bringing terrible consequences and horrors beyond human comprehension, but did they listen? No! They shouted me down and had me dragged from the premises.
Who's a time-wasting lunatic now, Councilman Ernie?! Who's a time-wasting lunatic now?
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