Home of the Free?

Hey, Busch Gardens!  Yeah, I'm talking to you!  I come here to have a nice relaxing Saturday with my family and just after I see this:

I see this:

Pants?  All of a sudden I'm required to wear pants?  What makes this ride so darn fancy?   Is the Pope running it or something?  Maybe before people pay good money for their tickets you warn folks that they are walking into Nazi Germany!  I'm telling you... this freaking country...